Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts

3.3.10

Here is my first attempt at my own post. It goes with along with funny stories so it is just an extension of Mattie's post and I guess this is how my blog will begin.

I had big plans of introductions but you can see how far that got me.

Funny Stories, Part II

Last night, I was sound asleep in bed and I heard this whispering.

-mom....mom.....mom

I woke up to see Will standing over me.

-Will... what do you need?

(in a low fast whisper)

sp sp spsp idaho spsps sp sp

-What?

-Your cell phone is ringing and you have two missed calls from Boise Idaho.

-Will. What are you talking about? My phone is right here.

-Just a minute.

(shuffling, shuffling, he's out of my room, more shuffling, shuffling, he's in my room again. Heavy breathing over my head.)

-Will, what are you doing?

-I'm the hottest.

-You're the hottest?

-Never mind.

-Let me feel your head.

(My older brother Mike used to get delirious when he had high fevers, Will feels cool and slightly clammy)

Brent: Will
What are you doing?
Go to bed.

Brent to me: What was he doing?
Why wouldn't you answer him?
You're so out of it.

-good night.